How can Obama boast about being responsible for 0% unemployment for the first time in this countries history? Simple. All he has to do is ram through the health care bill, the cap and tax bill, and throw in a couple more stimulus plans, and POOF!!! Every person in this country will be out of work. When three hundred million Americans burn up all of the available unemployment benefits, and there are no more new unemployed people to sign up for it, the numbers will indicate 0% unemployment. Finally, success.

There you have it. When 100% of American workers are unemployed, we will be sitting at 0% unemployment. That will make for a wonderful, inspiring campaign speech for Obama in 2012. Definitely an accomplishment unmatched by an President before him. Way to go Prez!